Live from Newark

I'm here in the waiting area of Terminal C of Newark Liberty Airport. My plane is not for quite a few hours (yeah, I'm one of those check-in early types) so I'm going to wander the terminal a bit. Maybe I'll a beer. However, if a beautiful blonde sits next to me, I'm outta there. Just sayin'.

Another update later, if something interesting happens. If not, I'll be reporting live from Scotland. Dead tired, and probably acting like a zombie, but reporting nonetheless.

Update (4:07 p.m.): No, nothing happening. Just wanted to note that I'm sitting in a Brooklyn Brewery airport bar, having a lager, looking out over the tarmac and, in the distance, Manhattan. No blondes in the vicinity. (Mostly dudes, actually.) CNN on the TV directly above my head. The only place I ever really watch/listen to CNN is in airports.

Update (5:36 p.m.): Just finished some beer and nachos (granted, not the ideal meal choice before an international flight, but you know me, walk on the wild side and all of that). I IM'd a bit with mentee Dave White. Checked some news online. Wrote a bit. Watched a 747 taxi into a gate about 50 yards away from where I'm sitting. Now I'm dissolving an "Airborne" tablet into a glass of water. It's some homeopathic concoction that's supposed to boost your immune system before hopping on a plane full of canned air. Of course, those two Brooklyn lagers I just drank may very well negate this stuff. But like I said: Swierczy walks on the wild side.

Update (6:41 p.m.): This update is for Dave White, because he asked. I'm boarding soon. Back at you tomorrow morning.