This weekend I read about Randy Quaid's recent... uh, adventures in Canada, and I got a weird feeling in my stomach when I saw this note:
Apparently, Quaid and his wife fled to Canada to escape hit men who target Hollywood stars.
Many people think the Quaids are a few forks short a silverware drawer.
However, I would like to defend Mr. Quaid and his wife, because I happen to know the "Star Whackers" are real. In fact, I wrote an entire novel about them, and Mulholland Books just posted an excerpt from that novel, which I'm calling Fun and Games.
Stay strong, Quaids. Help is on the way.
(Quaid note photo from The Vancouver Sun.)

